December 2010
14 posts
How to identify Californians
(at least, from my neighborhood)
They have taken all the parking spaces at the mall in the middle of the work day.
They have taken all the tables at the coffee shop in the middle of the work day.
When you tell them you regularly get out of bed before 9 am, they are horrified.
Further adventures with customer service
Fourteen hours after I send Verizon an email, I receive a call.
Me: hello
Verizon: hello may I speak with Katherine please?
Me: this is. Actually can you call back later? It’s 6:30 in the morning.
Verizon: so sorry about that! Unfortunately, no, I cannot! (Rushing) In regard to your email, we just wanted to let you know we can’t give you that information.
Me: fine.
/ I am still awake an...
Spleesh.
I finally replaced my phone after losing mine two weeks ago on the bus. I still have the same number, but am now getting numerous flirty texts from ladies I do not know… This makes me think the person who found my phone has been using it! And not even with his/her own number — my number.
Thoughts?
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These days
If I’m not sleeping, I’m working. And I’m not doing much sleeping.
Apparently
I asked for water in my sleep. And in half-sleep, Ben poured a whole glass on me.
Gossip / Talia always knows what I mean
me: what is his deal?
have you figured it out yet?
Talia: he's on sabbatical
oh
you mean, sexually
no idea
Talia: i am researching what newly dead people look like...
if someone could only see my web history
me: ah
yuck
what do they look like?
Talia: i'm not getting any answers
i need within 10, 20 minutes
me: use your imagination
Talia: i hate writing
(later)
Talia: the imagination thing worked. go figure.